One man. One Mission. Is it possible? No, not really.

Milton reveals the truth about being an international spy, before being given a disappointing new identity which forced him to appear on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo.

But this is also a love story with the twist, or at least a really bad sprain.

Just gloriously daft nonsense or is there a deeper meaning? Every man has his price. Sainsburys, where good food costs less.

“He’s fast, absurd and very Funny” – Radio Times
‘No-one can touch Jones when he hits his stride’ The Guardian

 

 

Doors: 6.45pm / Show: 7.30pm   Tickets: £27.50   Age: All ages welcome

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As seen on PETER KAY’S PHOENIX NIGHTS…

The world- renowned clairvoyant, medium and psychic is back!

Join paranormal sensation Clinton Baptiste as he takes you on a hilarious yet touching journey through his life, out the other side and beyond the Celestial Curtains.

Clinton Baptiste is the hapless clairvoyant, medium and psychic from Peter Kay’s smash hit Channel 4 tv show PETER KAY’S PHOENIX NIGHTS. Now, some eighteen years after the show aired, he returns to conjure up his extraordinary powers for a new generation.

Clinton will give readings to the audience, offering advice from beyond the grave. He will predict your future, tell you about your past and all manner of spooky stuff an’ that.

But more, he takes you through his demise, his comeback and finally…finally on this special night, he will attempt to pass over to The Other Side and return (before the venue want you all out)….with THE ANSWER!

Starring ALEX LOWE, Clinton Baptiste is the copyright of Goodnight Vienna Productions. 

‘Hundreds of years ago when man walked the planet he had no real means of communication. In time man developed a phenomena which has never been fully understood by the psychic community. This phenomena is…Clinton Baptiste’ – Peter Kay (That Phenomena)

 

Doors: 7pm / Show: 7.30pm   Tickets: £18   Age: 14+

Box Office: 0871 220 0260   www.engineshed.co.uk

 

 

After two consecutive sell-out years, Carl returns with a brand new show, expect stories, observations & audience interaction. Always an exciting night, join this dynamic and versatile performer for a truly unmissable evening of comedy. 

“One to watch” list 2019- Chortle

‘Captivating… Outstanding… An all-round comic’ ***** One4Review 

 

 

Doors: 7.15pm / Show: 8pm   Tickets: £16   Age: 16+

Box Office: 0871 220 0260   www.engineshed.co.uk

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Tom Binns is the star and co-writer of the BBC 1 Friday Night Comedy Series Hospital People.

He is also an award-winning and critical acclaimed character comedian working the International Comedy Festivals and the UK Stand Up Comedy Circuit.

Widely regarded as THREE of the best headliners working in British Comedy, Tom’s ventriloquist act, alter egos Hospital radio DJ Ivan Brackenbury and psychic Ian D Montfort has won him over 30 five star reviews and many awards nationally and internationally.

Psychic Ian D Montfort is, ‘a masterclass in improvisation, character comedy and mindreading’ Telegraph * * * * *

With DJ Ivan Brackenbury, ‘Binns has his character nailed and he mines the comic seam, ruthlessly to create top-quality entertainment with practically universal appeal’ Guardian * * * *

Amongst his multiple nominations and awards, Tom has received a Fosters Comedy God, Best International Comedian, Best International Act at the New Zealand International Comedy Festival, Adelaide Fringe (twice), Nottingham International Comedy Festival and 3 Sony Gold Awards.

He’s been in BBC Shows Alan Partridge, Lee and Herring, Friday/Saturday Night Armistice and Channel 4 shows IT Crowd Drifters and Eight out of Ten Cats do Countdown and the feature films Going to Mecca and Eaten by Lions.

With support from Ivan Brackenbury.

 

 

Doors: 7pm / Show: 7.30pm   Tickets: £14   Age: 16+

Box Office: 0871 220 0260   www.engineshed.co.uk

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It has been a while, but the multi-award-winning Welsh comedian is back, with a brand new live show.  In a seven-year break from stand-up, a lot has happened to Rhod.  Almost all of it s**t.  
And just when he thought he’d hit rock bottom, he met a bloke…called John.
This show sees Rhod as funny as ever, but like never before. Raw, personal and brutally honest; no more lies, no more nonsense.
Tour extended due to phenomenal demand.

 

As seen on ‘Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience’, ‘’Would I Lie to You?’, ‘Taskmaster’, ‘Qi’, ‘The Apprentice: You’re Fired’, ‘Live at The Apollo’, ‘Have I Got News for You?’, and much more…

 

“DARKLY HILARIOUS. GILBERT’S MOST SATISFYING SHOW FOR A DECADE. IT’S GOOD TO HAVE HIM BACK”

Times

 

“VOLCANIC, HIGH OCTANE HUMOUR. UPROARIOUSLY FUNNY” Guardian

 

“BRITAIN’S CROSSEST COMIC ROARS BACK IN STYLE. HILARIOUS TOUR-DE-FORCE”

Telegraph

 

Doors: 7pm / Show: 8pm (NO LATE COMMERS ADMITTED)

Box Office: 0871 220 0260   www.engineshed.co.uk

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In his new show 50 Things About Us Mark Thomas combines his trademark mix of storytelling, stand-up, mischief and really, really well researched material to examine how we have come to inhabit this divided wasteland that some of us call the United Kingdom.

Mark picks through the myths, facts and figures of our national identities to ask who do we think we are?

It is a show about money, history, songs, gongs, wigs, unicorns, guns, bungs, sods of soil and rich f*ckers.

 

Show 8pm   Tickets from £12.50   AGE: 16+

Box Office: 01522 873894 www.lincolndrillhall.com

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“An outrageous, hilarious hour of comedy. Stephen Bailey is a superstar in the making”. – British Comedy Guide

Host of Channel 5’s Celebs on the Farm and off of shows such as ITV’s Coronation Street, ITV2’s The Stand Up Sketch Show, BBC2’s Live at the Apollo & The Apprentice: You’re Fired, it’s been a very big year for Stephen, he’s even bought a new microwave.

He’s the best mate you want to chat to at the pub and he thinks the world has gone mad. This show is bit of storytelling, some inappropriate anecdotes and more sincerity than he’s ever dared have! What more do you want? He’s basically Holly Willoughby.

 

Doors 7pm / Show 7.30pm   Tickets: £14.50 AGE: 16+

Box Office: 0871 220 0260 www.engineshed.co.uk

Box Office: 0871 220 0260   www.engineshed.co.uk

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If you missed out on tickets for this show in 2018, or you just want one last chance to see the show again, Henning Wehn returns to Engine Shed in 2020 with his ‘Get On With It’ Tour!

You couldn’t make it up; surely the German Comedy Ambassador Henning Wehn hasn’t bosched out yet another new show? And what’s he still doing here anyway? Well, his lack of transferable skills is what keeps him here and his belief that practise makes perfect is what keeps him going.

This show is a much needed call to arms. Listen, everyone: stop pondering and hand-wringing. Instead get on your bike and put your face to the grindstone!

“As subtle as Schumacher on Battiston” some bloke on Twitter

“Die entgueltige Teilung Europas – das ist mein Auftrag” Henning himself

 

Doors: 6.45pm / Show: 7.30pm   Tickets: £21.50   Age: 16+

Box Office: 0871 220 0260   www.engineshed.co.uk

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